what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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