we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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