I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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