Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
You're like the curious george of whores
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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