white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I have feelings that need drinking.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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