i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
