Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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