Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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