he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
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