they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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