at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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