I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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