THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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