Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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