Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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