R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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