A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
