um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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