We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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