I've blown a few things in my day
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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