Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
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