Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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