yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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