i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just googled if crying burns calories
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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