And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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