I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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