I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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