the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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