The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Randomize
