its not stalking. its research.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Alive.
So much puke
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Randomize
