Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
They have beer where we have blood.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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