you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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