he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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