Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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