What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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