we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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