please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
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