i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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