That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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