well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
4 words: hood of his car
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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