Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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