i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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