marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
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