do herpes really smell.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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