scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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