i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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