I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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