Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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