i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
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