YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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