I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Randomize
