I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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