And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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