She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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