fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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