@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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