I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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