They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
The beer is more important than you right now.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Randomize
